bLond
| I heard from yx that the new Bond had been chosen. And upon hearing that, I hastily searched it out using the trusty google search. Of course, since yx even took note of such a thing, it must mean that it was of some interest to her. In this case, it was because the new Bond is blond, or blonde, depending on how you like to put it. And it turns out that this new Bond's name is Daniel Craig, which isn't such a bad name, but it gets worse. If you have to know why, just click on this link right here: http://www.raremovieimages.com/dailyimages/danielcraig2.jpg Ewwwww. Yx and I finally agree on something. That that guy is not good looking at all. Even though he's blond, and has highly influenced yx's thinking. And anyway, yx and I were on MSN, feeling bored, and I decided that I might as well start coming up with blond Bond jokes. And following in the tradition of blond jokes, they are really quite bad. I'm sorry. Blond Bond and a random girl at the back of a car. They suddenly become consumed with passion etc, etc, etc. You get the idea. And you know whats going to happen. Random girl: James, can we play it safe? Blond Bond: Okay. *blond Bond locks the car door* Random girl: James, why are you standing out there in this terrible weather? (it's a thunderstorm) Blond Bond: Someone's taking my photo! I have to wait for them to finish.. Blond Bond gets hungry. He calls (insert random phone number here) to order pizza. Operator: So, sir, would you like your pizza cut into 12 slices or 6 slices? Blond Bond: 6, please. I could never eat 12 slices. Blond Bond meets a brunette girl. She makes lots of blond jokes about him. He asks: Why are blond jokes usually so short? Brunette girl: Because otherwise men wont understand them. Random girl: James, why are you holding your hands over your ears? Blond Bond: I'm trying to hold a thought. The day has come when I of all people make up blond Bond jokes. |
This entry was posted
on Friday, October 14, 2005 at 10:09 pm.
You can skip to the end and leave a response.
10:29 pm, October 14, 2005seriously.. too boliao. when are you going to start 全力以赴？？ heh.
10:30 pm, October 14, 2005
HAHAHAH i laugh.
the sad state of the world.
ok i agree that at least pb didnt look repulsive n can hold your gaze for more than a few seconds.
-ju :]
10:46 pm, October 14, 2005
Whyyyy are you so cruel to Danny-boy? I cry a bit. James is James must be you know not-defiled! Blondbond is such an awful idea though, ach.
(still, having survived englishteachersinglish I Can Weather Anything!)
Niiic!
4:04 pm, October 17, 2005
cadaver cadaver cadaver!!!
5:32 pm, October 20, 2005
i'm not surprised at all. *hints*
5:55 pm, October 20, 2005
won't it be funny if aftr wad the brunette girl said, than blond bond responds: huh?
5:57 pm, October 20, 2005
*then
» Post a Comment